I thought you were supposed to look better after a divorce... or even color coordinated?
Is the event that cold, that she felt she had to wear a thermal top under her dress?
This dress is every single fricking thing I hated about the 80's.
She didn't think we'd notice that she left the house in her lingerie... but we did. We all noticed it.
She forgot her pants... and her makeup... but mostly her pants....
Jessica Simpson lives in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...
She took a shortcut through the gulf of Mexico and got oil all over the bottom of her dress.
She stole Bono's glasses... and his wife's curtain.
You are so funny. Where do you find these horrific outfits. I love your comments. So funny... so true
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