Pants

So something is going on, and here are the options:

  a) Some mystical magical creature has come to our planet and stolen people's pants.

  b) The women in hollywood have all been drinking something that has given  them amnesia, and they forget to wear pants, or

  c) Some big style boat has sailed and neither pants, nor myself are on it.

Seriously though, why are they not wearing pants? When did it become socially acceptable to walk around the metropolis without a pair of trousers? Tights are not pants! Those kinky strap thingies that hold up knee-highs are not pants! Knee socks are not pants. I would prefer "pants on da ground" to no pants at all!

Taylor Momsen is the absolute worst for not wearing pants. She started off as this cute girl with great style... now she looks like a prostitute off hollywood and vine. And sad thing is, shes not even legal yet.