An Ode to Bieber
Oh Justin Bieber I hate you
Your songs, they are so bad.
The only thing even mildly comparable,
Is walking naked into grad.
Your face, your hair, your clothes,
You're such an ugly girl.
Your voice, your shoes, your body,
You make me want to hurl.
You think you're so amazing,
You think you call the shots.
In fact you're just a dummy,
The only thing you deserve is snot.
Jus because you're famous,
Is not the reason I'm hating.
Indeed your status in this world,
Is the only thing in which you have rating.
There are so many instruments,
In which with talent you play.
Instead you shimmy and dance around,
And now are seen as gay.
Oh Justin, of course you're from Canada,
Us northerners have no more hope.
You have forever tarnished our name,
Why are you such a dope?
With one last word I will end this poem,
For popular you are indeed.
However I think its better for everyone,
If you would disappear on a noble steed.
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