If you can see the bra through it, its prolly too tight. Just a theory. Especially with a nude colored bra. Oh, and lacey fishnet isn't really a skirt either...
Lemon chiffon cake anyone?
Step 1: Go to Fabricland and have an 8 year old boy who only speaks Swahili poorly cut 3 meters of silk.
Step 2: Have this little boy use stapler to make dress.
Step 3: Do your hair poorly and look like you'd rather be getting a hysterectomy while awake.
Done!
A little top heavy...
... but never fear! Jessica can lend you on of her flotation devices!
Her hair wasn't bad enough; she had to add a velvet suit to the mix. Good one Jolie.
Hey, so, red heads... YOU CANNOT WEAR AN ENTIRELY RED OUTFIT! Especially when your body is disproportionately large compared to her rather tiny face.
Feel the city breakin', and everybody's shakin and we're stayin alive, stayin alive... unless you're Robyn, and you've just bled to death because you gauged your eyes out.
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