Swallow Me Whole

I am extremely impressed with these nails! First, they really do look like the swallows from the Miu Miu print! I love them! Secondly, they're free hand. Like really??? Ya, that is amazing! I am so jealous. When my nails look like these I will attempt to do this! Yahhhhh!

T Swizzle

So, here are some pics of one of my favbourite, most fashionable Celebs!

Shoe of the Day

Loeffler Randall Suede Boot

Besssssssst Dresssssssssssed

Carey Mulligan

Bake Lively

Eva Longoria

Freida Pinto

Gemma Arterton

Jayma Mays

Kourtney Kardashian (Gasssp, I know right?!?!?!?!)

Kristen Stewart

Speak Now

Taylor Swift's new album, "Speak Now" came out on the 25th. Naturally, I have listened to it a bunch already. And I was reading her introduction, and it struck me as so honest. So, in this post, Ima do what she did with her songs and said stuff I should've said a very long time ago.

• Mom: I will never look like Jaime. And I hate the treadmill.
• Dad: I am not perfect, but I am trying.
• Jaime: You are not stupid, and do not settle for what people expect you to do.
• Nana: Mom treats you way better then you deserve. One day you might wake up and she may be gone. Think about that next time.

• Erika: I never gossiped about you. All I wanted was to be your friend.
• Marieve: I never lied to you. Ever.
• Brad: You are not even half the man Matt is.
• Nicole: You sold me out for a guy that wears orange. You deserve whatever you get.
• Brittany: 9 Year old girls aren't really a turn on. Sorry.
• Elanna: You dumb cow. Congratulations, you're getting the attention you wanted; hope it is worth it. And I am not afraid to hit you.
• Kyle: You are a sick SOB and ass crack isn't something you should show off... especially yours. Just saying.
• Julia: You deserve so much more. You need to stop selling yourself short. You will find someone perfect.
• Matt: You are so amazing. And no matter how many times you refuse to believe it, I will never change my mind. And I'm not going anywhere. Batten down the hatches mister, you're stuck with me a while! I refuse to let you go. No matter what arguments or fights may occur, I am always going to fight through them because you are my Matt and I see no other option.
• Mr and Mrs. Gallagher: I owe you so much for making me feel so welcome and at home with you guys. Mr. Gallagher, you always make me laugh, and congrats on the goatee; I think you are 1 of 7 men on the entire planet that doesn't look like they're being attacked by a small rodent with facial hair. Mrs. Gallagher, your cooking is delicious, and I have prolly gained 5,000,000,000 extra pounds. Give or take 1 or 2. Hope you don't mind Matt dating a small elephant!
• Amanda: You are so beautiful inside and out. One day you are going to find a guy as great as your big brother and when you bring him home I hope Matt treats him half as well as you've treated me. You are not messy; you are creative, and don't ever forget that whatever anyone says to try and cut you  down, there are always people that love you so much. And I will hopefully find some dang flowers for your birthday next year!
• Melon: Scott is a big bowl of ugly. You are gonna find some tall sexy Adonis who will treat you so good. You just wait my lovely!
• Dillon: Thank you for cheering for Matt and I. Tis nice to know that someone supported our seemingly impossoble romance! I will still save you from Elanna should the time come UFC Buddy!
• Stephano: I am always here my BFAM!!!!! You will always be my brother that isn't actually related to me! And no matter what depths you may plunge to, I will always do my damndest to help you out.

Wing Wang

Some killer Wang Ads for your viewing pleasure! Love love love!

She's Back!!!

Last year when I found out Jourdann Dunn was expecting I was saddened. First of all, because she was only 19 and in the height of her career. I was nervous whether or not she'd come back. But she came back alright! She looks so great! She's been on several runways and she's still got it!!!

Here she is strutting her stuff at Burberry Prorsum Spring Ready to Wear 2011

 

Just in Time For Halloween

Alright, Halloween is a week away. So I will post something scary for you to enjoy as a little teaser until the night comes. I hope you're ready. If you are easily nauseated I would suggest looking away. If you have small children, cover their eyes. If your man is currently having problems getting the Viagra to wear off, just flash this; be cautious tho. If you show it too quick the bloody thing may just drop to the ground. That would be a painful reattachment surgery. If you are over the age of 65, take your heart  meds early, and have an ambulance on call. If you are over 8 months pregnant, head to the hospital now. If you are trying to conceive, don't look at this... ever. If you are eating, wait a minimum 20 before looking. Any other warnings are considered common sense. Good luck.

Santa Lolla

Cheer me up Sasha! Cheer me up!

True Blood

I have never seen True Blood. My boyfriend loves it... I think I know why lol jkjk... I <3 you Matt! hehe. Seriously though the show may be good, it may be thoroughly entertaining, but I am never going to watch it. Sure, I am not interested in vampires, and I don't like the gap in Anna Paquin's teeth. Most importantly tho, this cover disguested me. It is so tasteless. And beyond the way tooo much skin faux pas, the fact that they are covered in synthhetic blood is gross. And like really? That dude is gonna cop a feel now? Come on. Disgression. Don't wanna rip the damn thing off now.

Give You Hell

People. I hate people. Not all people. But the genre kind of. That sounds angy and bitter, I realize, but truly, I think everyone can understand where I am coming from. I will list a few incidents. Keep tally of how many have happened to you:

• Copying your homework and then ignoring you
• Telling the whole class you like the boy that sits in the back corner
• Making fun of your bra size in the locker room
• Calling you fat, or any general mockery
• Taking credit for your achievements
• Lying to you and stringing you along
• Stabbing you in the back
• Drawing crude pictures and labelling them with your name
• Pushing, hitting, and bullying you
• Throwing things at you
• Making fun of you in the scool library when they don't realize you're behind the book shelf innocently trying to find a book on Edgar Allan Poe for english class which you never found because you ran to the bathroom crying and someone else took it out
• Making fun of the grad dress it took months to find

I could go on. But then I would end up in the fetal position on the floor. Sadly, everything I have listed has happened to me. There is in fact more... alot more. Now am I going to waste any more tears crying about it? No. I am not. All of these things have contributed to the person I am today. And good or bad, that's me. However, despite the fact that I have come to terms with these things, I am still angry against people in general because they don't ever seem to get the hint. And beyond my own personal disgraces, there is alot that happens to others that really shouldn't. What the frak is wrong with us? What kind of world do we live in? Kids are killing themselves. They are killing eachother. Obesity isn't a problem because food is just that good; food doesn't judge you. I hear adults all the time saying "when I was a kid you didn't see us vegging in front of the tv, or playing video games or keeping to ourselves". When they were kids, there weren't children slitting their wrists because they were called a fat-ugly-man-cow on the bus. Are video games thats fun? Are books that entertaining? Is the tv that enticing? No. It isn't. But it is a hell of a step up from being mocked, teased, hurt, bullied and used.

Am I wrong?

Interview Magazine

               
Here are a few pics from a shoot from Interview Magazine. I am getting a little bit sick of Freja Beha. That bsaid, she looks absolutely stunning here. I love the retro vibe, and I must say, her features are accentuated perfectly. Her hair s so pretty! ... wow. Lame. lol

Worst Dressed

Warning: The following may cause heart attacks in the elderly and cause small children to feel a sudden overwhelming desire for milk. Have an oral surgeon on call to put your jaw back into place.

This is why she's on the Big Bang and not Gossip Girl

Well first, I abhor this dress. Lea Michelle is not a mermaid. But what strikes me even more is the fact she looks like she has had to contort her body to fit into the darn thing.

She'll give a cookie to th first person that can read the heiroglyphics!

Is that a chandelier or Tom Hanks wife?

"Hey Guys! Sorry I'm late, got stuck in some mud on the way here. You know how it is."



Tom: Hey Honey

Katie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Tom: You know I love you right?

Katie: YESYESYESSSSSSSS. You jumped on a couch for me remember? Remember remember remember?????

Tom: What's up with you?

Katie: I had 12 cups of coffe!!! AHAHAAHAHAHA. You look so good! Not over the top! Actually, I would say under the top. I need to stop wearing heels!

Tom: Where are your pants?

Katie: Suri is wearing them! She wears all my clothes! And she thought this heinous outfit didn't need something else to add to the ugliness!!

Shoe of the Day

Miu Miu Silk Swallow Ballet Flat

Chanel Shindig

This was at the opening of the Chanel store in Soho. Oh, to have been a fly  onthe wall there. I am prety sure I would've melted into the floor. And then Karl would walk in and be like "Oh sacre bleu! There is something terrible on this floor!" And I would forever be on the floor of the Chanel Soho store. The End.

I am here all week